In honor of my 50th post, I decided to do a little list of the things that make me laugh! I started this blog for the story telling of my life, it seems to me that I have random things happen to me that all turn out funny! Hope some of this will make you laugh too! WARNING: some are gross, some are personal, but all true!
Here they are in no order :
1. Kids at Chick-Fil-A
2. My dog stealing my house shoes, socks, whatever she can find
3. Having a tranchulia right in my face
4. My brother making up songs to whatever it is I'm gripping about
5. The articles in Cosmo.....tell me you really don't read those things!
6. Chelsea Handlers "Are You There Vodka? It's me Chelsea." You have to be a vodka drinker :)
7. Family Guy plunger on his chest commercial...gets me every time! (always on TBS)
8. When people get hurt
9. When I get hurt
10. The time Kristen and I went to Cleveland and that noise was NOT her car : )
11. Drinking with my girlfriends
12. Playing Beer Pong
13. Putting my mother on speaker phone without her knowing for the bird story so the girls at work could hear her....she doesn't know unless she is reading this!
14. My dancers telling me they have "farted" such lovely ladies...
15. My dad, period.
16. Family girls trip to the mountain where everything went wrong
17. My hair when I blow it out to straighten it
18. My dancing days
19. Bon Kwi Kwi = A MUST see
20. Cinnamon roll perfume (wink, wink)
21. Feeding sand crabs popcorn
22. Saying Diddy
23. Going to a nail salon, not a spa
24. Drinking with coworkers
25. My brother and his impressions, he needs to be on a comedy show!
26. What people post on facebook
27. The thought that I used to be on Myspace
28. Daniel's car getting broken into and the guy sleeping in his car
29. The number of emails my girlfriends and I send in a day
30. The Bachelor's Chris Harrison saying, "Ladies, this is the final rose of the evening." I guess he thinks it is not noticeable that there only lies 1 more rose?
31. My neighbor yelling "Go Vols," every time he sees me.
32. The prices of Anthropologie's clothes
33. The way Michael (DJM's brother) and I high five
34. My dog when she talks, yes talks
35. Emily sending me a message telling me to let out my sneezes
36. The Office
37. Daniel laughing at me when I don't know I've done something really dumb, until he laughs.
38. Skina Mir Inky Dinky Dink, Sinka Mir Inky Do, I love you. (The Elephant Show)
39. Pouring my undrunk wine back in the bottle....only if it's a lot.
40. My friend Autumn's voice when saying,"Ricky."
41. Remembering the terrible time I went Skinny Dipping
42. Playing Catch Phrase
43. My senior pictures, so not timeless but a sign of the times
44. My Grandfather and the story of him taping his eye
45. Jewel licking my face to wake me up
46. You, Me, and Dupree the movie
47. Playing Apples To Apples
48. Me milking a cow
49. New Year's Eve 2010
50. This dang post....it is so hard to come up with 50 things I always laugh at! What was I thinking?!?!?!?!
If you have questions of this random rambling, please ask, I would love to tell you the story! I think you may get a laugh out of it!
"DIDDY" hilarious, I laugh when people say this! You should have put, "Ms. Newman....Ms. Newman"!
ReplyDeleteand the bird story does take the cake if I do say so myself...
ReplyDeleteI so just busted out laughing when I read "Mrs. Newman....Mrs. Newman.....Mrs. Newman, Mrs. Newman", and on and on and on! Great times and does make me laugh! YES bird story takes the cake, "was it a blue bird?"
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