Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Sombody's Got To Say It....

So I guess I will.
Music Edition, vol 1:

Sugarland, go back to how you were. No one likes how you are now. I don't like how you dance around the stage, and I hate how you have started to rap. I don't like your theatrical tendencies. I miss you. Come back to us.

Chris Brown, go on. You suck. Your tattoo looks like a dress on your skin. You are a mean person. Yes, we all make mistakes but you have now lost your second chance when you decided to be a tool bag on Good Morning America, then throwing a chair at the window. Really, crawl under a rock and die.

James on American Idol....attention: Lose the left dangeling earring. It's killing your image.

Steven Tyler, I want to wish you the Happiest Birthday EVER! Please, send us pictures of your wild night! I know you are going to paint the town red!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

10 Guilty Pleasures

1. The Kardashians: all of them and whoever is taking whatever city.
2. Long John Silvers.
3. Reading house magazines even though I don't have a house.
4. One more glass of wine, only to become just a little wee bit tipsy.
5. Buying more online just to skirt away from paying a shipping fee (no pun intended).
6. Facebook Stalking (better do it now before it becomes a felony one day).
7. Gangster Music.
8. Not taking a shower before work just to sleep a little longer.
9. Gap's Wednesday 40% off coupon. My wardrobe thanks me.
10. Brownie Batter Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Happy Birthday....


To the best 4 legged, blue eyed pup I know, Jewel! I love you and your big ears, your howl, your cold wet nose, and that you are so cuddley! You are the most perfect dog a girl could ask for. Although you have grown to be much, much bigger than this picture 3 years later, your puppy face still melts my heart! Happy Birthday!


Monday, March 7, 2011

A Motto To Live By:

"Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special."

-Regina Brett, a 90 year old lady.
To celebrating getting older.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Blushing Complement


Everyone loves a good complement, right? One that makes your day better, or makes you feel good about yourself. And of course there are those times when we don't take the complement and say, "oh yeah, right..." or the "no, I don't", and who can forget about the "have you lost your mind, I look terrible." We have all been there.....but have we all been there with a complement that made you feel like a blushing school girl? Fumbling and blubbering, and trying to pull the words out of your mouth and looking like a complete fool! Well, of course, that was just where I landed the other day. And might I add, I was blushing so much that I began to sweat!

A very prominent person that shall be left nameless....oh, who am I kidding, it will be much more fun to name names: Judge Barry comes into our office, where I was standing at the door just chatting casually on the phone to DJM, and says hello to me, I ask him how he's doing, and he goes into an office to see who he came to see. Unfortunately, it was a short visit and I was still on the phone just chatting away when he open the door and walked out entering into the hallway. He stops at the lobby door to exit and whispers and hand motions what I have around my neck (a scarf) and says to me "you look cute," all with a flashing smile.

I couldn't even form the words to come out of my mouth to say thank you. I know I had a look on my face that said, "wow, no one has ever told me that before." You know the kind, I am NOT trying to toot my own horn here....just simply getting the point of lostness across! I remember touching what he was talking about, like it was gold. I also remember blushing so noticeably that my face was so red it was hot! And finally once I had my school girl moment, I said thank you and told Daniel like I had just won a million dollars.

Highlight of my day : ) I will forever think of what I wore as my Judge Barry outfit!
Next time I see Judge Barry on the bench, I am scared to think I will become a school girl once again. Fingers crossed I won't! Because you know he saw just how I reacted, it was not smooth at all. I mean, I was blubbering! So embarrassing! And let's face it, I have to still remain a professional!